Worship Bulletin Bloopers
We understand the following announcements have actually appeared
in various church bulletins !
Don't let worry kill you--let the church help.
Thursday night potlock supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church.
Children will be baptized at both ends.
Thursday at 5:00pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies
wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly
and the rest of the congregation will join in.
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those
wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen
to our choir practice.
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